I think my eyes are bleeding

I just finished up a training course on contract law and I know that some of this is relevant to what I do in my day-to-day work but, Oh. My. Gawd. I have no idea how I made it through that without putting a hollow-point out the back of my head! Perhaps I have DC's slow implementation of the Heller Decision to thank.

I'm not a very high-octane sort of person. I've had doctor's who were taking my blood pressure check to make sure I was awake. In short, I'm a rather sloth-like and lazy person who doesn't bore easily. But this, ladies and gentlemen, was some glacial, continental drifting, boring-ass shite. And putting some of it in Latin doesn't make it more exciting.